Doctor’s Tweet

A Doctor sent a tweet to his patient saying:
‘I have your test results – you have venereal disease and need immediate treatment’

The patient tweets back:
‘Can I get a second opinion?’

The good doctor tweets:
‘Yes, your Twitter page is horrible too.’

Last Smoke

A prisoner who was given the capital punishment was getting ready to be hanged. A prison official asked him if he would like a last smoke.

The convict replied, “No thank you, I never smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer.”

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