Next Visit Date

A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”

ذیابطیس (شوگر) کا علاج

Sugar k mareez hazraat k liye aik behtreen dawa jise aap khud bhi bna skty hain or Allah k hukam se boht se logon ko is dawa se afaqa bhi hua ha….! 100 badam(koi karva na ho) Amrican badam laen karva nahi hota 100 kali mirch sabt dany 100 sabz ilaichi(chilky smait) 100 nim k pattay(dho kr khushk kr lain) 1 pao kaly chnay bhuny huy(chilky smait) YEH SARI CHEZAIN PEES LAIN OR DIN MEIN KISI BHI WAQT 1/2 CHOTA CHAMACH ISTMAAL KRAIN.

Cough Medicine

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

The owner says, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”

The clerk says, “Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”

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