Hijama For Rabi Ul Awwal 1436 – January 2015

Sunnah Dates for Rabi Ul Awwal 1436 – January 2015

ربیع الاول 1436 – جنوری 2015

17th Rabi Ul Awwal 19th Rabi Ul Awwal 21st Rabi Ul Awwal
First Session
from 6:30pm to 9:00 pm
8th Jan Thursday 10th Jan Saturday 12th Jan Monday
Second Session
from 4:00pm to 5:50 pm
9th Jan Friday 13th Jan Tuesday

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Email: [email protected]

Phone: +92 21 3534 7700

Hijama @ SM Health Care Clinic

Sunnah Dates for Safar 1436 – December 2014

17th Safar 19th Safar 21st Safar
First Session
from 6:15pm to 9:00 pm
9th Dec Tuesday 11th Dec Thursday 13th Dec Saturday
Second Session
from 4:00pm to 5:30 pm
10th December 2014 Wednesday

Book your appointment Now @

Email: [email protected]

Phone: +92 21 3534 7700

 

Wrong Tooth Removal

Justin : “Doctor, there was decay in my upper tooth. You said a worm was eating it away. But you have pulled out my lower tooth. Why?”
Doctor : “You are right. Actually the worm was standing on your lower tooth and doing the job. Now it has no tooth to stand on.”

Coffee Pain

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc., every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye.”

The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first.”

Doctor’s Tweet

A Doctor sent a tweet to his patient saying:
‘I have your test results – you have venereal disease and need immediate treatment’

The patient tweets back:
‘Can I get a second opinion?’

The good doctor tweets:
‘Yes, your Twitter page is horrible too.’

Last Smoke

A prisoner who was given the capital punishment was getting ready to be hanged. A prison official asked him if he would like a last smoke.

The convict replied, “No thank you, I never smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer.”

Old Age Problems

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

Live Longer if Sick More Often

When my mother came to visit, she noticed I hadn’t once lit up a cigarette. “Are you trying to kick the habit?” she asked.

“No,” I replied. “I have a cold, and I don’t smoke when I’m not feeling well.”

“You know,” she observed, “you’d probably live longer if you were sick more often.”

Time to Live

“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for

$1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!”

“Okay, you have six months to live.”

Memory Loss

“Doc!” the man yells. I’ve lost my memory!”

“Calm down, sir. When did this happen.”

The man looked at him. “When did what happen?”

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