Coffee Pain

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc., every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye.”

The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first.”

Doctor’s Tweet

A Doctor sent a tweet to his patient saying:
‘I have your test results – you have venereal disease and need immediate treatment’

The patient tweets back:
‘Can I get a second opinion?’

The good doctor tweets:
‘Yes, your Twitter page is horrible too.’

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